you dumb bitch starring my sister

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

sinetimore Jul 19, 2014 08:16

Hello, everybody, and it's time for another installment of your favorite reality show, You Dumb Bitch, starring my sister ( Read more... )

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Busting Loose

sinetimore Apr 06, 2014 09:06

Had myself a little strategy session with my teacher. She always has the answers when I don't have a clue ( Read more... )

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I Don't Feel Like Coming Up With A Clever Header Right Now

sinetimore Feb 11, 2014 21:59

Wow, my days just keep getting better and better.

Just got off the phone with my parents. Who had great news!

"Your sister might be getting out of prison this April! Isn't that great?!?"

"Peter? Hello?"

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Shake It Up, Wake It Up, Turn On The Lights

sinetimore Nov 03, 2013 10:25

While mom and dad were in Florida, dad's SUV took some damage. Insurance covered it, so dad made arrangements for the vehicle to be worked on. Dad had to get some work done on another of his vehicles that day, though, and they needed someone to help get the SUV to the repair shop. Usually, they choose my sister, but she's sort of...unavailable ( Read more... )

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The Ties That Bind -- And Gag

sinetimore Oct 20, 2013 16:35

My sister just got transferred to a minimum security prison ( Read more... )

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Hoosgow Hoedown

sinetimore Sep 15, 2013 22:12

Well, as I write this, my sister is safely absconded into jail.

Yes, it's time for another installment of You Dumb Bitch, Starring My Sister.Supposedly, the program she was seeking to be a part of? Well, she wasn't flipping on dealers she knew. She would be cooperating with the DEA and going on drug busts ( Read more... )

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No Place Like Home For The Holidays

sinetimore Aug 18, 2013 07:47

Before I get any further, I want to establish that I am perfectly calm. I am perfectly at peace. I am not upset in the slightest ( Read more... )

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She's In Prison, But I'm The One Who's Suffering

sinetimore Jul 10, 2013 18:16

Hey, everybody! Did you know that prison is a TERRIBLE place to be?!?

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Prison Break

sinetimore Jul 04, 2013 17:41

Jay-zuz!

You know, I was all set to have fun today. A little breakfast, catch Despicable Me 2, going toobin', all sorts of stuff ( Read more... )

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And Boom Goes The Dynamite

sinetimore Jun 20, 2013 21:09

Okay, I know that last post has got a lot of you going, Wait...what? So, to bring you all up to speed, here's the latest installment of the great reality program, You Dumb Bitch, starring my sister. Which looks like it's going on hiatus for 8-10, maybe longer.

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